Month: February 2013

Good morning people… I refused to say anything about Goldie’s death because I knew that my friends would see through the BS. While she was alive, during the BBA show, I was an unrepentant Goldie-basher. In the three months that she was there, the only positive thing I said about her was that the wall paper in her room was a nice colour. I didn’t even know who she was before she entered the house. Of all people, it was my MUM who told me about Goldie. I was irritated by everything from her propellers false lashes to the way…

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I’ve been in hiding since I chopped off my hair. I still don’t know why I did it. I went out day before yesterday but I had to wear a wig. I couldn’t get into any physical fights or turn my head too quickly for fear that my wig would fall off. I decided to show you guys what I look like with no hair 🙁 I selected only the best out of 7658762497532987428349 pictures that I took. Please note that there are Rules And Regulations of Commenting: 1. Each person is allowed one ‘LOL’. 2. Close friends are allowed…

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So it’s Val’s Day again… and you knew I was going to say something right? It’s the same message I preach every Val’s Day. If ex-bashing was a sport, I would have won many Olympic Gold medals by now. My family, my friends, my pastor, the lady who sells vegetables to me in the market, my pet cat, they all know every evil thing that every ex has ever done to me. I’m a walking Chronicle of all the horrible things that a guy can possibly do to a girl. It used to be so bad that I would bring…

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And that’s how we won the Nations Cup… I couldn’t stop screaming when the whistle blew. Lord knows I wouldn’t have survived another traumatic penalty shoot-out. Still, I enjoyed the game. Maybe we could’ve played a lot better and not missed so many opportunities, but it doesn’t matter now, does it? We have the cup!!! Anyway, here are my highlights from the game: Early in the game, I felt chills run down my spine when the ball somehow got to our half of the field. The tall guy with peacock hair, who I later found out is called Bance, didn’t…

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