Month: February 2013

I’m not playing today and I’m not the coach. I’m not even related to the assistant coach, yet I’m nervous as hell. And if I’m feeling this way, I wonder how our boys are feeling… I’ve been praying and making all sorts of promises to God, if only He would just let us win. I promise to keep my room tidy… I promise to stop hiding the remote control from my mother… I promise not to sin again till tomorrow… I promise not to make fun of our first Lady again… I promise to stick to only missionary position… Honestly,…

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Hello people… My weekend isn’t going as planned. After a long, somewhat depressing week, I had planned to go buck wild this weekend. I was going to call up my slutty friend so that we would get up to no good and paint the town red, maybe even wake up in the police station Monday morning. It’s not happening. And so far, it has been one very slow weekend. I did something drastic today… I cut my hair. Some of you who know me well enough know that I didn’t have much hair to begin with. Still, I went ahead…

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I have always had a lot of faith in computers and machines in general. For some reason, I believe in them more than I believe in humans. I’ve never been a victim of anything run by computers. I’m not the type to question electricity bills, ATM receipts, account balance statements and such… if the computer says it is so, then it must be so. Even if there is an error somewhere, I am confident it will be reversed or corrected. Now, STARCOMMS has taught me that even if computers can’t go wrong, the idiots who operate them can go terribly…

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I want to ask a question… When you guys watch a news report or read an article in a newspaper or a magazine, how do you react? I don’t mean how do you react in front of your fellowship members, or in front of your parents… I mean, what is your gut reaction? At home, while waiting for my normal TV shows, I used to have to sit with my mum in the living room sometimes and watch the news with her. And because of the way I reacted to certain headlines and stories, she would turn to me and give me…

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The first month of the year is over and I cannot emphasize how much it sucked. The only highlights were this blog and the time I attended an old friend’s wedding. Apart from that, I didn’t get to cross out a single thing from my January to-do list!! It was the same way in 2012- the months practically flew by and before I knew it, there were Christmas decorations all over the place and the year was over! The idiot who said that Life is short knew exactly what he was talking about. One minute you’re on the playground in nursery school, showing…

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