Year: 2013

Good morning people… I started this post on Friday evening, thinking I was gonna finish it and post it Saturday. Then I spoke to a friend of mine and something came up so I decided to put the post on hold till Sunday evening when I would have the complete story of how my weekend went. It’s a ridiculously long post so, like a Nollywood movie, I decided to break it into two parts; Part I and II… On Friday morning, my pet pig said to me; “WTF? Oink oink oink oink oink! Oink oink… Oink oink oink, you filthy…

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Meanwhile, in lighter news, I’m happy cos it’s my big sister’s birthday!!! As far as I’m concerned, she practically raised us (me and my brothers)… even though growing up with her wasn’t always easy because my parents used to act like the sun shone out of her ass. She was their first child and she could do no wrong in their eyes. She was polite, intelligent, obedient and very neat. In fact, if my dad was a carpenter and my mum a virgin, people woulda started to suspect that she was the black baby Jesus. It was so bad that…

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Good morning peoples!! Don’t know about you guys but I feel insulted. In fact, I feel highly insulted. Oscar Pistol-rius had a week (ONE WHOLE WEEK!!!) to come up with a story or explanation and between himself, his lawyer and his family and friends, this is the best they could come up with??!! It’s like the husband whose wife catches him in bed with his secretary. Wifey is devastated, she storms out of the house and goes to stay with her mother. After a week, she finally comes home and demands an explanation and despite having one week to come…

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Good morning people… I refused to say anything about Goldie’s death because I knew that my friends would see through the BS. While she was alive, during the BBA show, I was an unrepentant Goldie-basher. In the three months that she was there, the only positive thing I said about her was that the wall paper in her room was a nice colour. I didn’t even know who she was before she entered the house. Of all people, it was my MUM who told me about Goldie. I was irritated by everything from her propellers false lashes to the way…

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I’ve been in hiding since I chopped off my hair. I still don’t know why I did it. I went out day before yesterday but I had to wear a wig. I couldn’t get into any physical fights or turn my head too quickly for fear that my wig would fall off. I decided to show you guys what I look like with no hair 🙁 I selected only the best out of 7658762497532987428349 pictures that I took. Please note that there are Rules And Regulations of Commenting: 1. Each person is allowed one ‘LOL’. 2. Close friends are allowed…

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