Loose me and let me go oh ye demon!!!!

Good day people… Once again, I had a lovely weekend! I spent the entire weekend (and most of last week actually) back in my friend’s house with my our her baby!!! You might be wondering how she let me come near her child after reading about my plans to kidnap him on this blog right? Well, I called her up one evening and told her I had some very important business matters to discuss with her.  So, she stopped by to pick me up on her way home from work… I was carrying enough luggage for a one month long…

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No explanations, just babies…

Good morning people!!!    😀 I just made a life-changing decision… More like, I’m in the process of making a life-changing decision. Let me tell you about my weekend first because that was how I got this crazy idea. It all started on Saturday morning… there I was, lying in bed, bored stiff, broke as hell and feeling sorry for myself. I was listening to music on my phone and thinking of six million ways to die. I had gotten to number 4,875,394 when my friend called me up. She said she was on her way out and asked if I wanted…

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We are closed for business!!!

Good morning people!!! I’m in a much better mood today… Not like I was in a bad mood on Monday. I was just lamenting… it took me a few hours to write that post because I had to choose my words very very carefully. I wanted to get my message across and at the same time try not to sound like a materialistic, attention-starved, money hungry welch. And, I didn’t really plan to hurt anyone’s feelings… Apparently, I did because I got a call from an ex the same day. He was genuinely upset after reading my last post. He…

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Warri has carried last…

Good morning people. So I’m back home… back to my drab, dreary and painfully boring life where it feels like I’m taking care of everyone else around me and no one is taking care of me in return. I really didn’t want to come back, but when my friend and her husband packed up my bags, threw them over the fence and then changed the locks, I took the subtle hint and left. Besides, I had run out of clean underwear so I had to go. Anyway… after attending two weddings, two weekends in a row, naturally, I started to…

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Wedding tinz ;-)

Good morning people!!! Where do I begin??? The past two weeks have been AMAZING!!! I don’t have words to describe what it’s been like… I thought of telling you about every single event or occurrence, but that would make a freakishly LOOOONG-ass blog post. So, I’ll briefly describe the last two weeks of my life… 😀 The last time we spoke, I was in Nkiru’s house for wedding No. 1. That was the one I was a bridesmaid for. You can’t imagine my shock when I discovered that I was the only unmarried woman on her bridal train! All my…

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