Author: Ngozi

Good morning beautiful people… Yeah, it’s been a long while. Forgive me  ( ._.)  I guess time hasn’t permitted me to write much in this past one month. And it’s not because I haven’t had anything to say o. I’ve had lots to say. I’ve been doing just fine… same old same old; work, sleep, eat, eat, eat again and church. Only thing is, I don’t know why, but I’ve been fighting with my friends a lot this period. Not serious fights like physical fights or shouting matches, but it’s enough to make me question my sanity. And the fights…

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Good morning beautiful people!! My name is Ngozi and I am a fraud… ( ._.) The other day, after service, this dude walked up to me in church. You know how, after service, you bow your head and head straight for the door to avoid spending another thirty or so minutes greeting people? But no matter how hard you try to escape, you must run into a few brethren on your way out. You gotta remember people’s names and say hi and exchange holy pleasantries that don’t really make a lotta sense. Hello brother Joseph, how is work?… Ah, sister…

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Hello beautiful people… Hope you guys are doing great. Today has started off horribly and my group head has been yelling at me non-stop. My supervisor keeps rubbing my back and telling me “well done”. I can tell she’s afraid I’m going to flip and say something to our group head that we will all regret… but, the truth is, I’m fine. Yeah, I’m kinda irritated by all the yelling cos of the sprays of spittle that come with it (these are evil Ebola times ya know), but really I’m fine because I’m celebrating something today. Today is my work…

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Hello people! Hope you guys are doing great… me, I’m doing ok. It’s been busy as hell at work and I’ve barely had time to breathe. I had a deadline that I knew I wasn’t going to meet up with so I came to work this morning prepared to be crucified to the gods of HR. I had written my last will and testament and said my goodbyes. Last night, I called two of my friends to say goodbye and then I drank up all the Snapp in my alcohol stash. Finally, in the early hours of the morning, I…

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Hello people! Hope y’all are doing great. I’m doing ok… I don’t think I have a lot to complain about, apart from the usual work stuff. I keep reminding myself that it could be worse. I’m not in Sambisa, I don’t have Ebola and one of the people I owe money just died so I should count my blessings abi? I’m kidding… I’m still going to have to pay his next of kin  ( ._.)  The only thing I’m sad about is the fact that today marks the end of my “bloggering” career as we know it. One of my…

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