Author: Ngozi

Good morning people… I stand humbly before you this morning, with my head bowed, to ask a favour. You know how I’m always talking about how proud I am and how I don’t like asking people to do stuff for me? And you guys know how, in all the time I’ve been running this blog, I have never EVER asked you guys for anything… Some of you have your own companies, but did I ask you for a job even though I’m unemployed? No. Some of you have hot single brothers… did I ask you to hook me up? No.…

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Good morning people… Told you I’d be back today. I’ve got a lot on my mind… Is it me or don’t you just hate it when people ask you “What do you want?” Apart from “Who’s your daddy?” that has to be the question I hate being asked the most, even though I ask other people a lot. Usually, if a friend talks to me about a problem, I’ll listen. I’ll listen to your problem, and then I’ll ask you a million questions. Talking to me is like going to see the doctor… an amebo doctor. The many questions are just…

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Good morning people!!! For the first time in a very long time, I am able to say that I had an AMAZING weekend! It didn’t start off as amazing though. There was a minor incident on Friday morning that threatened to spoil my weekend and possibly the rest of my year. Traumatic, disturbing, harrowing are words that cannot even begin to describe what happened… suffice it to say that I have been scarred mentally for life. I remember waking up that morning and reading Psalm 23. I recited the Psalm and then prayed to God according to the scripture and…

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Usually, at the start of a new month, I like to talk about the highlights of the past month, then mention a few things I’m looking forward to in the new month. However, I sat in front of my laptop yesterday morning, thinking about April and I got stuck… I was wondering, when am I ever gonna be able to write “Happy New Month people!! Last month was just great!”? When is last month going to be “just great”? Yeah, I know if I think hard enough, I can come up with a few good things that happened in April……

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Good morning people… As usual, I had a horrible weekend. Friday wasn’t so bad… NEPA was good to me that day so we had power most of the day. It was on Saturday that the devil decided that he didn’t like that I was almost smiling. “How dare she almost smile?!” he roared. “I must put an end to this at once!! If we don’t take our time, she might actually smile or, even worse… BE HAPPY!!!” *collective gasp from Ghadaffi, Hitler and MJ* “We must not let that happen! Quick,” satan continued, “call Prof.” “His nastiness, which Prof should we…

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