Author: Ngozi

Happy New Year in February!!

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Happy New year people!!! Yeah, I decided to drop by and say hi. How are you guys doing? Please forgive me! As usual, I have allowed too much time go by and now I don’t know where to start from with all the gist. There have been two major life changes since the last time we spoke so I’ll start from there. The “majorest” one is that I lost my job. *waits for applause to die down* For some reason, I was really embarrassed about this and that’s why I didn’t tell you guys. It happened shortly after my last…

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Weird shit part II…

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The part II of this Saturday story is the most painful part for me. Forgive me because I have to start from the beginning… Some months ago, we did a recruitment project for a classy, 5 star hotel in the exclusive Victoria Island area. The job was to provide staff for all the restaurants and bars in the hotel. It was a really big deal because we had never done anything remotely similar before. For some roles, we needed highly experienced people, and for other roles, our client was willing to train on the job. We started out by putting up adverts and…

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Weird shit… Part I

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My country people… One of the reasons I started this blog is that, at a point in my life, I felt like I always had a story to tell because the weirdest shit used to happen to me.  It was like I actively magnetized extra-terrestrial activities. I entered the strangest buses, I attended the scariest job interviews, I got toasted by the most abnormal men and, at work, I encountered the daftest candidates. It was so bad that someone once accuse me of “cooking up” these stories, but the truth is, you can’t make a lotta this shit up. Let…

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3 billion kilograms of gist…

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Hello beautiful people! Forgive me please!! Yes, it’s been ages… months actually. At some point, my subscription expired and I didn’t even have a site anymore. Thank you guys so much for the e-mails and other messages you sent to make sure I wasn’t dead. I hope you guys have been great. The amount of gist I have for you is immeasurable… it’s like 3 billion kilogists worth and it will be nearly impossible to catch up. I might as well start with whatever is going on now. So, to begin with, I’m at home 🙁 I’m currently on suspension from…

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The security situation…

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Hello beautiful people!! It’s been over a month since I last wrote to you guys… and since then, I’ve started countless posts that I end up abandoning by the second paragraph. I always get stuck in the middle of the health update. I feel like I should give you guys an update right? It’s the normal thing to do after writing an epistle on how I almost dropped dead last month… So what’s the update? Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news… The good news is that my heart is fine. I did an ECG, an echo-cardiogram, a chest…

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