Author: Ngozi

Relax! What are you thinking of?

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Hello beautiful people!!!… I hope you guys are doing great. It’s late at night and I’m in a good mood. I have the longest gist in the history of mankind so I decided to drop it on you guys in the middle of the night while most of you are asleep. I wasn’t going to say anything at first because of two people who I am sure will laugh at my misfortune. However, I’m feeling much better about the situation and whether or not they laugh at me is the very least of my problems. Anyway, the last time we…

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World peace in a syringe…

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Hello beautiful people… I’m ill :'( I woke up feeling terrible on Saturday morning so I did what I do best; I self-medicated on painkillers and Lucozade Boost. I even missed church on Sunday. I dragged myself to work yesterday even though I still felt like shit and finally, today, I landed in the hospital early this morning, weak and bra-less. I was lying down, half dead on the hospital bed and all I could think about was how to gist you guys what was going on. My whole body hurt, but my thumb was just fine. I could still…

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The importance of contraception during threesomes…

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Good morning beautiful people of God!! 😀 E don tey abi? Hope you guys are doing great… I have exactly one hour before I have to start work on a brand new project so I decided to say hi. My team has done all the ground work and we think we’re prepared. I’m not particularly excited about it because it’s going to be tough, but it’s nice to do a different kind of job sometimes. I’ve been ok… I guess. It’s been a difficult couple of weeks. My 10-month old generator packed up and died on me. It was running…

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080-B-O-O-T-Y-C-A-L-L

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Good morning wonderful people!!! I have work to do so I don’t know why I’m here… I’m soooo excited because I’m starting leave again on Monday. I had 10 leave days remaining from last year and after a tough, bloody battle with HR, my leave was finally approved. I was only given 5 days, but it’s better than nothing at all. Meanwhile, I have zero plans for the leave o. Smh… It’s that time of year again and people are already so worked up! I hear girls are texting random exes and giving false hope to previously friend-zoned boys. No…

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First of all, I would like to thank God…

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Hello people!! The funniest thing happened yesterday… I just had to gist you about it. I couldn’t buy credits online in the evening so immediately I got home, I dropped my bags, got some money and went out to get credits. There’s this malam’s shop at the end of my street where I used buy stuff from all the time… I got there last night and I was surprised to see 3 of my old abokis, guys that I hadn’t seen in a loooong time. Apparently, they had traveled up North and came back towards the end of last year.…

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