Author: Ngozi

Dear Aunty Ngor…

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Dear Aunty Ngor, I have a problem… Many years ago, I dated this guy. I wouldn’t exactly call it dating because he was much older and more experienced so he kinda just “took” me as his own… I was young and stupid then and although he wasn’t my first, I really didn’t know any better. I’m not tooting my own horn, but I was a babe at the time. I had guys fighting over me. I had have beauty and brains and I could do crazy things with my waist. My nickname then was Flexibility. However, deep down, I knew…

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Between papa, warm custard and indomie noodles…

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Good morning beautiful people!! I started this post on Monday, in the middle of a very intense argument in my office… it was the Buharists against the Jonahs again. Thankfully, I had my earphones plugged in. The last time there was an argument, I didn’t have any means of escape and I just sat at my desk, contemplating stabbing my throat with the blunt end of my eye pencil.  I couldn’t work because their voices were so loud and in a matter of seconds, other people joined in the shouting. It was raining spit in the office and the APC…

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Weather forecast… bad day ahead.

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Good morning beautiful people! I’m at work, battling sleep… it’s going to be a rough day and mentally, I’m not ready. I’ve got interviews from 10:00am to 4:00pm with a thirty minutes break in between. Every day, I pray to God to grant me the patience to deal with my candidates. I pray that He helps me love them like they were my brothers or sisters… but it never works. Bad enough that I already have anger issues. Add to that the girl with half her titties hanging out of her blouse who strolls in one hour late for her job…

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Have you guys seen the new smart freezer?

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Hello people!! 🙁 On Monday, at the close of work, I was trying to lock my cubicle door. I had a lot of stuff in my hands and somehow, my phone slipped, fell to the floor and shattered. Before then, I had been telling my colleague about how great 2015 is going to be, and all the wonderful things God has in store for me. And it wasn’t just him… I’ve been telling everyone who cares to listen that 2015 is going to be fantastic. I realize now that I’ve probably been sounding like a crazed woman, who is trying…

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To hell with 2014!!

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Hello beautiful people!!… I got home hours ago cos today was half day at work, so I’m working on my church assignment. Last week, my pastor asked us all to write our meal tickets for 2015. The meal ticket is supposed to be a list of all the things we would like God to do for us in the New Year. We’re also to include all the things that we plan to do for God. I’ve told you guys before that I’m the kind of person who never knows what to say when someone asks me what I want. Last…

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