Category: Aaaargh!!!!

Silent victims of domestic violence…

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On Wednesday, I was called to separate a fight between my neighbour and her house girl. Every time I tell the story, people are shocked. “How can house girl be fighting madame?”. I understand their surprise, but they don’t know this madame like I do. If I was her house girl, I would pee in her morning coffee. We are next door neighbours, our rooms share a wall, so I heard everything. It grew from madame yelling her daily morning yell, to an exchange of words, then raised voices then blows and finally, flying furniture. I heard it, but I stayed in…

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A peaceful world without DSTv

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There was a time, some years ago, when news headlines always had one story or the other about Asian executives committing suicide. I did some research and discovered that it’s actually a thing with Japanese people, especially the men.  It’s called an honourable suicide. How it works is, a large organization starts to fail… maybe it experiences a colossal loss or there’s fraud exposed at top management level. The CEO or MD or high-ranking official directly responsible for the problems/fraud, will open a window in his large, sprawling, 20th floor office and jump out. No suicide note, no nothing… just his…

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The security situation…

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Hello beautiful people!! It’s been over a month since I last wrote to you guys… and since then, I’ve started countless posts that I end up abandoning by the second paragraph. I always get stuck in the middle of the health update. I feel like I should give you guys an update right? It’s the normal thing to do after writing an epistle on how I almost dropped dead last month… So what’s the update? Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news… The good news is that my heart is fine. I did an ECG, an echo-cardiogram, a chest…

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The importance of contraception during threesomes…

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Good morning beautiful people of God!! 😀 E don tey abi? Hope you guys are doing great… I have exactly one hour before I have to start work on a brand new project so I decided to say hi. My team has done all the ground work and we think we’re prepared. I’m not particularly excited about it because it’s going to be tough, but it’s nice to do a different kind of job sometimes. I’ve been ok… I guess. It’s been a difficult couple of weeks. My 10-month old generator packed up and died on me. It was running…

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080-B-O-O-T-Y-C-A-L-L

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Good morning wonderful people!!! I have work to do so I don’t know why I’m here… I’m soooo excited because I’m starting leave again on Monday. I had 10 leave days remaining from last year and after a tough, bloody battle with HR, my leave was finally approved. I was only given 5 days, but it’s better than nothing at all. Meanwhile, I have zero plans for the leave o. Smh… It’s that time of year again and people are already so worked up! I hear girls are texting random exes and giving false hope to previously friend-zoned boys. No…

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