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Good morning people… Hope your weekend was better than mine… My weekend wasn’t exactly horrible, just a bit busy. We have guests… Some guys are going to be around for the next two weeks or so to do some major work on the roof. They came and spent a few hours on the roof, taking measurements and marking some spots. Then they came down and sat outside for a while trying to decide how much it would all cost. I could hear them from my magic amebo window. I waited till I was sure they were done and I went…

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Good morning people… I guess I can’t complain because February didn’t blow as hard as January. And I almost got hit by a car this morning while I was jogging!! It was like a dream. My life (all 21 years of it) flashed before my eyes and I thought I was going to meet my maker… The driver (notice I didn’t call him ‘wanker’) was on his phone when he almost hit me. I forgave him though cos he actually pulled over to apologize. And he smelled really REALLY nice :-). Anyway, I think it was probably God giving me…

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Mornin’ people… I mentioned that I attended an old friend’s wedding sometime in January right?…  I am really not big on weddings. It was all the way in Lagos and if I wasn’t able to make it, he would’ve understood (I think). I wasn’t the best man or the ring bearer. In fact, I played no significant role before, during and after the wedding. All I did was stare at some delicious eye-candy in his committee of friends, catch up with old friends, eat like a pig and party like a rock starr!! So, if I’m not so big on…

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Ok, so this is part two of my weekend story… 🙂 While Chucks was talking, I imagined myself at a dinner party with my carpenter and his girlfriend, and some of their other friends and I almost threw up in my mouth. What the hell were we gonna talk about? As insulted as I was, I didn’t have the heart to ask him if he’s been swallowing some engine oil. I should have said a firm No!, but I couldn’t. Instead, I promised I would call the next day to let him know if I would be able to make…

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Good morning people… I started this post on Friday evening, thinking I was gonna finish it and post it Saturday. Then I spoke to a friend of mine and something came up so I decided to put the post on hold till Sunday evening when I would have the complete story of how my weekend went. It’s a ridiculously long post so, like a Nollywood movie, I decided to break it into two parts; Part I and II… On Friday morning, my pet pig said to me; “WTF? Oink oink oink oink oink! Oink oink… Oink oink oink, you filthy…

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